Anybody Remember Ishtar? A Great Internet Marketing Lesson Can Be Learned From It

ishtar dustin hoffman warren beattyDo any of you remember the 1987 comedy film Ishtar? Most of you probably don’t, but many of you are probably rolling your eyes because it is notorious for being one of the absolute biggest box office flops in movie history.

$55 million dollar budget.
$14 million dollar take at the box office.
You do the math.

So what in the world does a movie from before the Internet age have to do with your web development and web design? Well, our friend Mark Boyd – aka Marqeteer – is just strange enough to track down a movie like this and draw an analogy. While reading this analogy, remind yourself of how quickly viral marketing spreads online – especially if the news is negative – and you will see the correlation.

Ishtar was pretty much doomed as soon as it hit theaters. It ranked #1 its first weekend with a fairly modest take and fell rather quickly due to a merciless barrage of negative reviews, all fueled by negative commentary about the ridiculous budget, infighting, actor/director clashes and other things that had nothing to do with watching the movie itself. The negative word spread and colored people’s perception of the movie without them even seeing it.

If you were to ask someone today if they were familiar with Ishtar, there will be those who say yes. Of the people who say “yes” only a small portion of them have actually seen the movie. Most of those who haven’t seen it will undoubtedly be familiar with the negativity surrounding Ishtar…and maybe even offer an opinion, however uneducated. However uneducated those opinions were, they led to the movie being so badly reviewed that it’s not even available on DVD here in the US.

Which means people will give opinions even though they have no first hand knowledge about something.   How you present yourself online and communicate through your website speaks to people  either positively or negatively. Whatever reaction you get from people will be spread quickly through their circles of friends. These people are then likely to offer opinions to others…sometimes without having visited your site themselves (i.e. Ishtar).

Obviously, you can’t please all of the people all of the time…but you CAN put thought into your content, your pictures and your overall presentation that will be inviting to people and create more positive buzz.

Don’t make your website too nice or milquetoast…let your personality, humour, creativity and opinions shine. It humanizes you to visitors and leaves either a positive or negative opinion with them. This opinion will be spread by both those who know and don’t know. Heck, look at the layout of the MIND website. Think we like rock n roll and retro pictures? Hell yeah! That’s us. We love it and, fortunately, people love us for it.

What do you love?  Remember, people will love you for it.

As long as it’s not Hot Fudge Love…

Stunning Discovery At MIND Headquarters

Andy Mull, web programmer at MIND Development and Design, made a stunning discovery yesterday while vacuuming at the MIND headquarters in Lancaster, PA.

“I noticed in the far corner of our meeting area that it looked like the corner of the carpet was a little loose and starting to curl,” Mull explains.  ”Out of curiosity, I tugged a little on the corner and it came right up.”

What was revealed was a crudely patched over hole in the floor.  The contents of the hole came as a total shock to Mull.

“It was a cooler…big enough to hold a couple six-packs,” he says. “When I opened it, there was all of this dry ice and what looked like a perfectly preserved human brain.”

“Andy brought it right over to us,” says MIND co-founder Chad McComsey. “And it was definitely a brain.”

MIND co-founder David Zimmerman immediately brought the brain to the lab for testing. ”There was no time to waste,” explains Zimmerman. “Someone was missing a brain…and it was under our carpet.”

Preliminary DNA testing of the brain suggests that it belongs to actor Charlie Sheen. Final results won’t be known for about a week.

Sheen was unavailable for comment.

Social Media and XBOX 360 Live

Did you know that most major video game consoles have a number of Social Media features? Within the last 3 years the video gaming industry has developed social technology alongside with their own new technology to provide users with another way to stay connected. The three largest markets for computer and video games are the United States, Japan and the United Kingdom. 60% of all Americans play electronic games of one kind or another. Currently services like Netflix and Last.fm are available for instant movie and music downloads on consoles like the Wii, Playstation 3 and Xbox360. Social Media sites have also made their way to online gaming with features like Facebook and Twitter being available to update other users about your status in the game world as well as the real world. These features connect to your console like they do for your blog… it’s pretty easy and you don’t even need to get out of your seat!

Along with online gaming comes the individual online communities. XBOX uses an online system called LIVE. On XBOX LIVE you are able to connect with friends, listen to streaming music, watch streaming video, get gaming news, download updates and game add-ons as well as play games together with a million other users around the world. How does this relate to Social Media? On XBOX LIVE when you fill out your profile information you are able to choose a “Gamer Zone”. A Gamer Zone is how you choose to use your membership or how you play. Zones include “Pro”, “Recreation”, “Family” and “Underground”. Initially these were set up so players could game with other players in the same Zone… avoiding the overly aggressive pros or finding a gaming syndicate on the underground. The Gamer Zone is the first breakdown on the XBOX LIVE Social Community… by simply checking a players zone you are able to get an idea of how they play, why they play and what kind of games they play while online. This is a big step; knowing and understanding your market.

The more revealing way social media is involved with XBOX LIVE is the Reputation or “Rep System”. Beginning on day-one with the first game you play online you are being ranked. Initially your reputation starts out at 3 out of 5 stars, once you play online and with other people your stars can go up or down. Players are able to view other gamers profiles and depending on the time spent in-game with them, players are able to prefer or avoid them. This then positively or negatively effects your reputation… it’s a full social community at work!

When the system works the way it’s supposed to you’ll be able to avoid players you dislike (either due to skill or over the mic communications) and never have to play with them again. Think of those guys as the SPAM of XBOX LIVE, they’re not really there to help, they just wanna mess stuff up. Equally you will be able to play online with your close friends as well as gamers they have deemed worthy to play with. This opens up a whole new social circle for you online and allows your gamer experience to be even better.

So by using what you know in Social Media and how social communities operate online, how would you market yourself or services in this seemingly untouched resource?

The Stig Sighted In Lancaster PA

The mysterious “Stig” who has recently been sighted all over Google Street View Maps showed up right here in Lancaster, PA today. Stig, well know driver for BBC’s Top Gear, has been popping up randomly; being sighted in nearby cities and even at Loch Ness! Today’s sighting was brief but sources say that Stig can be seen in certain areas of the MIND Development & Design website. We have yet to locate Stig but are actively pursuing him to our best ability!